A Long Month!

I know, I know! I have been missed. You do not have to tell me!
Where is she? What is she doing? What is she eating? What's going on? Has she left us? Has mainstream media gotten a hold of her golden pen and plied her with freebies and payoffs and taken her away FOREVER!!!!???
No, I was just busy eating.
For somebody with low income and no life I do a lot of STUFF. So much so that I had not a minute to sit and let you all in on all of the food fun and sun!
Let us do a quick review of what has been going on the past month.
Monday, June 12: 11am Moet Seminar at the Mark Hotel "Cork or Uncorked" (thrilling...really)
Thursday, June 15: 5pm Mary Taylor Simeti at Vino talking about Sicily (food, history, culture. mmm, mmm, and mmm). Oh,and Sicilian wine tasting along with.
Friday, June 16: Drinks with an old pal at EAST SIDE BAR COMPANY and an impromptu dinner at DEGUSTATION(yes, please)
Sunday, June 18: Father's Day at my cousin's. (File under: How NOT to GRILL SHRIMP and annoying visits with the family.)
Monday, June 19: Vias Wine Tasting-the full catalogue. Dinner followed at the suck-fest known as BLT FISH. Positively CRAPTACULAR.
Thursday, June 22: "Hospitality 101" by the Batali family in Seattle at SALUMI! Touchdown for a long weekend in the Pacific North West and directly to SALUMI. Big Pig Fun!
Friday, June 23: The ride across the state of Washington. Destination:Spokane. Trying to find a f@#$@ organic PLAIN yogurt on the road and a VEGGIE BURGER at Zips. Burp. Dinner in a bowling alley/casino to follow- NOT SHIT.
Saturday, June 24: Headline, Coeur d'Alene Idaho, "Tart in Polka-Dot Dress Finds Happiness in Mini Orange Bell Peppers!".
PLUS DINNER IN CATACOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, June 25: Finally, beer. Weiss beer flavored with tropical fruit and bananas at The Powerhouse Brewery. BURP.
Monday, June 26: Vegetarian of 10 YEARS served FOIE GRAS...and EATS IT! Dinner at Zoe, Seattle.
Tuesday, June 27: SALUMI sandwich from Thursday the 22nd still good on flight home to NYC!!!
Thursday, June 29: NY Adorned Anniversary Party. MINGSAO beer and mini cupcakes. Mylanta, please.
Saturday, July 1: DINNER AT PEASANT. Amen.
Sunday, July2: "Radish On, Sausage Off', Hoboken, NJ. Shorty makes Best Radish Salad Ever and Faicco's SAUSAGE STILL RULES.
Monday, July 3: MOMOFUKU
Thursday, July 6: Ew, Petraca.
Saturday, July 8: Blue Ribbon Sushi and a goth/punk band in a space the size of my old east village apartment with no sound system. I'm DRY THE WHOLE EVENING!
Sunday, July 9: VICTORY, participation in Italian-American victory parade through the streets of HOBOKEN, NJ. Survey of the scene in Little Italy/Nolita and dinner at PEASANT -amen, again.